Drink Up and Follow the Advice of Billboards

Could it be? An RFB post? Yes, loyal readers, this post and the newest Out of Right Field are not mirages. I fly solo on this edition, where I touch on things like:
• Talking Heads
• One of six teams in the NL with a worse record than Milwaukee
• A total stretch of a Woody Allen pun
• What Duany Duany can get away with

Read that thing HERE.

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7 Responses to “Drink Up and Follow the Advice of Billboards”

  1. seth Says:

    sourkraut??? what the fuck is that? the correct spelling is “sauerkraut”.

  2. Bunker Says:

    Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.

  3. D'Amico's one good year Says:

    ME TOO!

  4. Tyler Says:

    i know, i know. i was writing Joe’s half at like 3 a.m. - I let it slip. Somehow, I’m over it.

  5. D'Amico's one good year Says:

    Man…

    The T-Rats and I have a serious problem now.

    If you’re going to run a silent auction with a set time limit, you’d figure that when the time is up, that means the auction is over, right? And if someone were to make a bid after the time limit expired, then that bid would be disregarded?

    Well… Not our wonderful little minor (bush) league baseball club. Several people lost out on the Brewers-themed Jerseys that they would have rightfully won, had the T-Rats box office director actually done his fucking job. When confronted, he dismissively said “What am I supposed to, take the pen out of his hand?”, to which he was rebuked with “you’re supposed to end the auction when you say it’s over.”

    I’m livid about this. It’s not about some stupid jersey. It’s about the poor way the auction was held and the exceptionally poor customer relations work by the Timber Rattlers front office staff, with one person in particular drawing the lion’s share of my ire.

    Don’t bother with the Timber Rattlers.

  6. kade in dubuque Says:

    anything you can do duany duany can do better

  7. D'Amico's one good year Says:

    Um…

    That’s a lot of midget porn.

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