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Hart (seemingly) Heading To Arbi’s

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Corey wants 4.8 Mil, the Crew wants to give him 4.15 Mil and both sides are at a standstill (according to Adam McCalvy). Let’s check out Corey Hart’s arguement:

  1. I was totally an All-Star (that was voted in by the fans I later dissed)
  2. I’m a 20/20 guy (once in 08)
  3. I have to put up with fans asking me how many outs there are every freakin’ inning. I mean, geez, can’t these people read the ribbon board?
  4. I lost at bats to offensive powerhouses like Jody Gerut and Frank Catalonotto last year
  5. It takes a lot of money to change my hair as much as I dohart-hair
  6. I hit .173 and had an OBP of .192 during our September postseason chase in 08.
  7. J.J. Hardy and Jason Kendall were the only opening day starters to have a worse OBP and SLG % than me last year.
  8. Even though fans noticed that I didn’t go after as many fly balls very hard in 2009, I had the worst fielding percentage out of every outfielder on the team (including bench players)hartwhoops
  9. I got kids to feed
  10. I heard Melvin has never been to arbitration yet so I’m figuring he knows he’s gonna lose.

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4 Responses to “Hart (seemingly) Heading To Arbi’s”

  1. Bryan Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    The last time I did a fun post like this, I was told that I was mean and that I hated a certain Brewers player. Rest assured Corey and Hart fans, I actually like Corey Hart and I hope he doesn’t have to go to arbitration. I’m expecting a better year from Hart (and a disappointing one from Weeks.)

  2. scottage nutsack Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Weeks will be on the DL or IR by May.

  3. brewerfever78 Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Point #1 is my favorite.

    I think Corey Hart’s agent is the problem. He’s destroying his clients reputation (well, I guess its the breaking ball in the dirt that destroyed most of Corey’s reputation). So I looked up this Jeff Barry on google. I laughed my butt off. The only searches that returned were about Jeff Barry, the singer, song writer, and record producer. What are the odds?

  4. Scottage Sacknuts Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 11:12 am

    I’m an idiot. there is no IR in MLB.