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Team Chemistry? I Have the Remetee!

Much has been said about team chemistry following Braun’s comments after Sunday’s game. If there are any hard feelings, I have the perfect solution — another Remetee launch party!

Check out this awesomely horrible video of the May 29 event at Decibel that just popped up on YouTube:

Things I love about the video:

  • The video is put out by “DbTV.” I’m sure it stands for Decibel, but judging by some of the people at the event, the Db could have easily stood for douchebag…
  • Braun wearing a collared shirt underneath one of the hideous Remetee t-shirts.
  • Bill Hall not striking out for once… but this time it’s with the ladies.
  • J.J. Hardy in a random photo looking like he’s modeling for the clothing line.
  • Mike Rivera looking uncomfortable and lost.
  • Jorge Julio making an appearance days before his Brewer career came to an end.
  • Mike Cameron’s horrible dance moves.
  • I know the Reds were in town, but who invited Chris Dickerson?
  • The fact that Braun could have slept with every woman in the video and most of the men too…

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9 Responses to “Team Chemistry? I Have the Remetee!”

  1. Miller Park Drunk Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Mike Cameron brings the noise and you know it.

  2. joe mamma Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Those are the kind of parties where you meet women like Sahel Kazemi

  3. Joe Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Dang. Sick burn.

  4. Rex Jaybels Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    I am speechless. Without speech.

  5. DJ White Shadow Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    The shirts look like Brauny blows fat loads all over them and then just uses his finger to write “Remetee” and other stupid designs all over them and then lets them dry.

  6. Joe Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Okay. That one had me laughing out loud (LOL…get it?) at work. Nice.

  7. Scoottage Cheese Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    You know damn well that the people in this vidoe are the same ones who wear designer Brewer ballcaps (straight bill), stroll in to Miller Park in the 6th inning, and hang out in the smoking section more than their seats.

    Guys, Braun (although I love him) is “that guy” you see at the club or bar who makes you wonder, “Man, how does that guy get so many chicks and look that stupid?”.

    Notice that Prince is no where to be found, yet many of us fans toyed with the idea of trading him this past off-season.

  8. Lesh Filling Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    i tried to go to that club once to see a friend DJ. my facial hair was apparently not allowed, however, and neither were my shoes. that place is extra weak

  9. Joe Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Yeah. I visited their site once and the “dress code” is ridiculous. You basically have to be a mindless drone to go there. Look and dress, act, smell and do everything like “this” and you’re in. Frick that noise.