Tracking Manny
(insert terrible Tyler PhotoShop of Manny Parra’s head exploding)
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So everyone knows Manny Parra was optioned to Triple-A Nashville mid-game on Saturday. To some it was long overdue, but I think all Brewers fans knew while watching him walk off the field Saturday, after only retiring four hitters, that he was on his way down.
While some may hope to never see his face or hear his name ever again, I personally am holding out hope for a Dave Bush-like tournaround. Do I think it will happen. No. In fact, Jared has a better chance of making his future marriage work and producing a kid with some sliver of athletic talent than Manny has of putting an ultimately solid ‘09 season together. But a man can dream, right? Because of this far-fetched dream, I’ve already found myself wondering what’s going on with Mr. Head Case. So that leaves me with this little so-called column: Tracking Manny. I’ll keep minor track of where he’s at during his trek. So the five people that actually read this site and care about Parra will stay relatively up to date.
First Tracking Manny update: Manny Parra will likely make his first start for the Nashville Sounds this Thursday against the Oklahoma City Redhawks. Throw strikes!
June 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Terrible?
June 15th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Second Manny Parra update-
He took a crap that measured 7 Courics, but managed to miss the bowl.
Typical Manny- Filthy stuff, no control.
June 15th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Terrible…in a good way.
June 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
He needs to grow a Parra balls.
June 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
It would be nice if he could Mann up for once. You know?
June 15th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
First thing Manny needs to work on is getting rid of the utter look of terror on his face when he is on the mound. Confidence will then follow.
June 15th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
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First Racking Ranny Rupdate: Ranny Parra will likely make his first rart for the Rashvirre Rounds this Thursday against the Roklahoma City Redharks. Row strikes!
June 16th, 2009 at 1:01 am
That’s Scooby Doo.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Johnny was really bored yesterday. Really bored.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
No, I swear it wasn’t me. I will put money on Seth. Or SubRhyme.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:40 am
fuck yall bitches. that post be freshhhh.