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The All-Decade Team

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

Happy Holidays everyone! Since we are on the cusp of a new decade, I decided to put out the Milwaukee Brewers All-Decade team! This was quite an up and down decade for the Crew. We saw the end of our beloved Milwaukee County Stadium, but enjoyed the beauty that is Miller Park. We saw the worst of the worst (3 straight years of finishing last in the NL Central including a 100 loss season) and something we hadn’t seen in over 20 years: Playoffs.  We saw managers change (Lopes, Royster, Yost, Sveum, and Macha). We saw fan favorites come and go. We saw the rise of baseball in HD and a rise in Brewers payroll. Yes, it was quite a roller coaster being a Brewer fan in the 00’s. To look back on the decade that was, Here’s my 25-man All-Decade Roster.

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C – The list of Brewers’ catchers from this decade reads like a sick joke: Bennett, Estrada, Bako, Moeller. It was hard to pick, but Damian Miller is my catcher of the decade. In ‘05 and ‘06, he was a solid catcher both offensively and defensively and had a lackluster ‘07 because of the amazingly underwhelming Johnny Estrada.

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1B – Prince Fielder – It’s only been since ‘06 that the Brewers have had Fielder as their starting first baseman, but he’s only gotten better over time. He’s even had 2 seasons with over 40 HR’s. He’s been the leader of this team and has shown maturity beyond his years. He even improved his defense!

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2B – Ron Belliard – We started off the decade with Belliard at second. He hit alright, but was great at the double play. He was part of turning 129 double plays in 2000.

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3B -Ryan Braun – I don’t care how bad his defense was. I don’t care that he’s an outfielder more than a third baseman. He was the best third baseman the Brewers have and I’m putting him here dammit. What else can you say about Ryan Braun? He’s a stud. He does it all. He hits for power and average. He’s the Hebrew Hammer. He likes really ugly MMA shirts. He’s cocky, but says the right things almost all the time. The best thing you can say about him: He’ll be a Brewer far into this next decade!

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SS – JJ Hardy – This JJ brought all the ladies to the yard, but behind his female appeal was a great defensive shortstop with a lot of pop in his bat. He made the All-Star team in 2007. His fire continued in 2008 with over 20 home runs again (which is great for a shortstop).

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OF - Carlos Lee – We put up with his lazy outfield because you could count on 100 RBI’s. Before Prince was ready for Prime Time, there was Carlos Lee. Even though the Crew only had him for 1 3/4 years, he delivered over 60 home runs and almost 200 RBI’s.

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OF – Geoff Jenkins – Roaming the outfield until 2007, Geoff hit 182 home runs and 71 Outfield Assists for the Brewers this decade. Jenks was also voted into the All-Star game in 2004 by the Brewers fans! He ended up having a stellar year that year hitting .296 with 28 HR’s.

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OF – Scott Podsednik – Milwaukee’s ROY runner up was the beginning of the resurgence of interest in the Brewers. While he really only had one good year with the Brewers (and only two overall), he set a Brewers record for most SB’s in a year.

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1B – Richie Sexson – While I have never been the biggest fan of Sexson because he would choke under pressure, his numbers as a Brewer don’t lie. He hit 133 home runs in a Brewer, including two seasons with 45 (2001 and 2003). He was  a two time All-Star and was involved in an amazing trade for the Brewers.

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1B – Lyle Overbay – OK, so I have three first basemen. The Big O was a doubles machine after coming over in the Sexson trade and bridged the gap perfectly between Sexson and Fielder.

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OF – Brady Clark – Most people laugh about Brady, but he was a solid member of the Brewers outfield for 4 years this decade. He hit an average of .283 and was a big part of 2005’s .500 year (which people forget was a big deal at the time)

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INF – Mark Loretta – Mark had a really strong run in Milwaukee to start his career. And while most of his career was played in the previous decade, he still played for 2 3/4 of this one. Always one you could count on to get on base,  Mark never had more than 60 strikeouts in a season.

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OF – Corey Hart – Hart made his debut in 2004, but didn’t recieve the role of everyday starter until 2007. His speed and his bat make him a dynamic player even though his head has gotten in the way.

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C – I guess you need two catchers on a 25 man roster so I pick Jason Kendall. I know there are a lot of fans who hate Kendall (such a strong feeling), but many of those fans don’t remember most of the catchers from this past decade. We didn’t have a Surhoff or a Nilsson. And I wouldn’t mind having a Jason Kendall who busts his ass every day on my team….problem is if this was real, he wouldn’t let me put him on the bench.

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Pitchers

SP – Ben Sheets – Ben’s entire MLB career started in 2001 even though it seems like he’s been around for longer. In 2004, he was a finalist for the Cy Young and threw over 1200 K’s this decade. I won’t ever forget the day Jared and I saw Sheeter the night after he threw 18 K’s at a Bucks game (Jenkins had front row and Sheeter was sitting 8 rows back by us). He’s Milwaukee’s first legit ace since Higuera and I’d like to see him back in Brewer Blue.

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SP – Doug Davis -Doug Davis isn’t flashy. He isn’t dominant. He isn’t fan friendly. He’s just there. And for 3+ years, he was the team’s dependable workhorse. Doug is the reason most Brewer fans check quality starts because 70% of his 2004 starts were quality, although he just won half.

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SP – Chris Capuano – Yet another part of the Richie Sexson trade, Cappie was an All-Star in 2005. What people remember most about Capuano was his insane pick-off move which prompted umpires re-check their rule books about balks. He’s the final part of the MM3 (See Kolb)

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SP – Yovani Gallardo – This young star in the making was better than expected in ‘09.  He also was helpful down the playoff stretch in ‘08 (even though a freak accident derailed almost all of that season). I’m excited to see how Yo matures in this next decade.

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SP – C.C. Sabathia – Sure he grabbed the cash and left, but before he did, he gave Milwaukee a hero they have not seen in a long time. C.C. delivered the team the playoffs and for that, he will never be forgotten. We were able to see what C.C. would have been like in the playoffs had he not been used up, but most people would agree that the Brewers would have never gotten to the playoffs had he been used more sparingly.

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RP – Dan Kolb – There are a group of pitchers I like to call the Mike Maddux Three. These pitchers had their highest levels of success under his tutelage and most came out of nowhere to become All-Stars, then fizzle away. The first of those three is Dan Kolb. Dan was all sorts of mediocre until in 2003 when he had an ERA of 1.99 and saved 21 games. The next year he saved 39 and became an All-Star. The following year, he was traded for Jose Capellan which was a move that benefited NO ONE.

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RP -Derrick Turnbow – Turnbow is another member of the MM3. A fireballer picked off of waivers, Turnbow was known as the “Wild Thing”. He had wild hair and a wild streak, but his fastball could touch three digits. This streak caught up with him, but not before he was named to the All-Star game. Sadly, his bobblehead ended his career.

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RP – Francisco Cordero – Another in the streak of Brewers All-Star Relievers, Cordero was a name on the Carlos Lee trade that quickly became so valuable, people forgot how bad Kevin Mench was. CoCo came in to Click, Click, Boom and saved 44 games with a 2.98 ERA. He was lost to Cincinatti because they offered him a couple extra million the following year.

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RP – Brian Shouse - Lefty specialists are in high demand nowadays and the Brewers had a great one in Brian Shouse. When he was picked up, most people said “Who?”, but this lefty had 2+ strong years in Milwaukee and had a cult following.

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RP – Trevor Hoffman – OK, so he only had one year in Milwaukee, but you would agree it was a great one, right? He exceeded expectations and was a highlight in a disappointing ‘09 effort. Plus he was the capper on a decade that saw 6 Brewers pitchers become All-Stars.

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RP – I have one more reliever spot and it’s hard to give it to just one person because there were so many players that were similar. They weren’t great, but they were who the Brewers had so my last reliever is Matts DeSkanick. That’s right. A hybrid of Matt Wise, Mike DeJean, Curtis Leskanic, and Brooks Kieschnick. They were all middle of the road relievers, but were necessary or had a small following of fans at the time. (If Jared or Tyler could make a photoshop of this, that would be awesome)

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Manager – Ned Yost – Love him or hate him, he’s the man that took the Brewers from awful to competitive.

There you have it! Feel free to post your own! I know we’re all looking forward to another up and down decade of Brewer baseball. I hoped to do a Brewer of the Decade Vote in lieu of a fan favorite vote, but we’ll see if the site is around long enough for that.

OurFB Winners

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Following a two-week wait and a whopping two entries (and one kind-of entry where our shirt was almost completely covered by another shirt), the time has come to bring this marginally successful contest to a merciful conclusion.

• Matt immediately jumped at the chance to show us his Right Field love. Plus, his submissions were funny – and one even features a certain FSWisconsin celebrity.

Matt beering Milwaukee on three wheels.

Matt beering Milwaukee on three wheels.

And…

Matt, right, trying to sneek a peek of Nellie's Nuggets.

Matt, left, trying to sneak a peek of Nellie's Nuggets.

• On the ladies side, Staci answered the call with a last minute shot of her Bringing Back the Mug at EAA Airventure.

In Soviet Russia, mug brings back YOU!

In Soviet Russia, mug brings back YOU!

Thanks, Matt and Staci. Keep an eye out for these pics on our Gear page in the near future. Your prize packs will be mailed to you by the end of the week.

Hey Broads, Do you Want FREE Things?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009
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O and Will Hall would've "dated" you if you wore a RFB shirt.

Are you a human female? Do you like the Brewers? Have “yes” answers to the previous two questions led you to owning a Right Field Bleachers shirt? Then, holy f-ing shitbombz, do we have a deal for you ladies!

Remember that OurFB contest from a week back where you could win free Brewers items such as SportsBubbler.com and Right Field Bleachers shirts, a totally (kewt!) Brewers handbag, some stupid ass Brewers keychain from WholeSaleKeychain.com, some handmade jasmine-scented Brewers soap made by me, Tyler of RFB and Bugs & Cranks fame – AND MORE? Of course you don’t; you didn’t enter. No women entered.

Because we love the ladies, I’ve decided to extend the deadline for OurFB submissions from females until Monday, the same day winners will be announced. For details, look HERE. Winning entry (likely first and only entry) will win free stuff and will forever be immortalized for their good fashion sense on our Gear page.

Hurry. I don’t have all day. (Editor’s note: I actually DO have all day, but still… c’mon!)

OurFB: Show Your Love on Our Site, Win Prizes

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Without our readers and those who buy our shirts, this whole Right Field Bleachers thing would be a whole lot less fun to do. The gig pays nothing, the hours are inconsistent and the blog post to girls impressed ratio is surprisingly low. But each positive comment and shirt order keeps this hobby fun. And even though we’ve made the swift transition from blog that routinely misspelled Adam McCalvy’s name to a TMZ-linked, beer-reviewing blog that still routinely misspells Adam McCalvy’s name – something is still missing. Pictures of you in our shirts.

Contest Time
Send in pictures, Photoshops or YouTube video links showing you and/or your tailgating group wearing our shirts. Submissions will be evaluated on any or all of the following criteria:
- Inventiveness
- Humor
- Sexiness
- Ethnic Diversity
- How Bad Ass You Look in it
- Presence of Local Celebrities
- Irony (Ex: You Beering Milwaukee while drinking Cranberry Juice in Memphis)
- Other

One male contestant, one female contestant and one group submission will take home a prize pack for their winning entry.

The Prizes
Each winner will gain blog immortality  mention as their submission will grace our “Gear” page for all eternity. If that’s not enough (I know, it’s not), we’ll mail you a goodie bag with RFB merch, stuff from places like SportsBubbler.com, Tessuta, Wholesale Keychain AND Brewers soap handmade by yours truly, RFB’s own Tyler.

To Enter
E-mail entries to Crew@RightFieldBleachers.com by next Wednesday (July 29). Winners will be notified via e-mail and named on the site (first name only, big brother won’t get you) next Friday (July 31). There is no limit on the amount of entries per person or group.

Now get to representing RFB and start e-mailing in those pics.

First Half Awards

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The Good Awards:

Half Season MVP: Ryan Braun

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Braun has been the consistent hitter we’ve needed him to be. When he started getting hot in May, the entire team followed. Runner Up: Ben Sheets, Corey Hart Last Year: Cordero/Fielder

Rookie of the First Half: Manny Parra

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Ok, so it’s really not his rookie year. It’s still his first full year and Manny is dealing. His emergence has been clutch. Runner Up: Tim Dillard Last Year: Ryan Braun

Cy Higuera Award: Ben Sheets

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I really hope we can re-sign Ben Sheets. He has struck out more people in THIS HALF of the year than all of last year. His ERA is an astounding 2.85 and already has 10 wins(He ended with 12 Wins and an ERA of 2.70 when he was 8th place for the Cy Young Award in 2004) Runner Up: Manny Parra Last Year: Ben Sheets

The “WOW” Moment of the First Half: Trading for CC Sabathia

This moment was WOW because I never thought it would really happen. “There’s no way the Brewers are getting the reigning Cy Young Winner” I said to myself. I was wrong and this signing has electrified the entire state of Brewers fans. Last Year: Prince’s inside the Park Home Run

The “Blue Collar” Award: Jason Kendall

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This award goes to a player that doesn’t get much credit for what he does, but deserves it. This year I’m going with Jason Kendall. He started the year like gangbusters when the rest of the team was slumping. He’s also been able to help our young pitching immeasurably. Do you really think Seth McClung could do what he did all by himself? Do you feel that Manny’s breakout season is being helped by having a smart catcher who can get him through the hard times? Jason may never hit the big home run, but he rarely strikes out and always runs out those ground balls. Runner Up: Brian Shouse Last Year: Corey Hart

The “Benchie”: Gabe Kapler

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This award goes to the player who has done the most coming off the bench. The Benchie goes to Gabe Kapler. Gabe has been a phenomenal prescense in the clubhouse and a phenominal story. We all know Gabe’s back story, but he hasn’t hit like this in a long time! His previous stint in Boston, he had 130 at bats, hit about .250 and had 2 home runs. This year after a 149 at bats, he’s hitting .315 with 5 home runs. Runner Up: Russell Branyan Last Year: Kevin Mench

The “2003 Scott Podsednik” Award: Manny Parra

This award is for a guy who comes out and dazzles beyond expectations. The award goes to Manny Parra. If anyone thought this young lefty would would be on pace for over 15 wins, I bow to you. He has been a battler the whole first half and I hope he continues it throughout the season. Runner Up: Salomon Torres Last Year: Carlos Villanueva

The Not So Good Awards:

The “2004 Scott Podsednik Award”: Mike Cameron

This award goes to one who was good before, but now disappoints. This one goes to Mike Cameron. His defense has not been “as advertised” and we’re still waiting for some consistency at the plate. The only thing that came like we thought were the strikeouts. (Still averaging about a strikeout every 3 at bats)

The “Oh S**t” Moment of the First Half: Swept by Boston

This award goes to the moment when we all put our heads down in dismay and said various forms of the word “crap”. This year was the sweep in Boston. Things weren’t going well for the Brewers before the 3 game series. The Brewers were 20-21 and had the media jumping on the bogus “Ned will be fired” blog post. All the while, the Cubs and Cardinals were throttling opponents. We all know that after the series, the Brewers have been the second best team in baseball, but during the Boston series we all started to have doubts about the team. Last Year: Justin Verlander’s No Hitter

The “Mulligan” Award: “The Cardinals will be vying for 5th place in the Central”

I call mulligan on that one. I said there was no way that pitching staff with all their DL problems could hold up a team that has Pujols and many unproven players. Wow, wrong on that one. Sorry Cards fans. I did not forsee Ryan Luwick out-homering Pujols nor did I see Kyle Lohse winning 11 games in the first half…and I don’t think you did either. Last Year: Saying that the Elmer Dessens trade was good.

The “Richie Sexson” Award: Eric Gagne

Richie Sexson was well known for blowing it in the clutch and delivering hits and home runs when it mattered least. He also would half ass it and usually never even tried to tag a runner on a pick off play. The winner of this award is Eric Gagne. Many a Brewer fan wanted to trust Gagne. It was exciting early on when he saved 3 straight, but on the fourth try, things went south. Take the blown saves with the “cop out” on the steroids talk, and not being sure if he wanted to close (then flip-flopped that statement), and subsequently went on the DL. And through all of this he never showed any immediacy to improve or extreme displeasure in his output. Last Year: Johnny Estrada

MLB First Half Awards:

Biggest Surprise: Minnesota Twins

Most of you are thinking the Tampa Bay Rays, but as I thought earlier, most people expected them to have a much better year. Maybe not THIS good, but better. No. My choice is the play of the Minnesota Twins. With no Johan, no Torii, and an uncertain Liriano, no one was thinking playoff race for Twins baseball. Yet here they are…again…in the hunt in the AL Central.

Most Overdone Story: The AL Rules, The NL Drools

Ok, we get it, the AL wins during interleague play and the All-Star Game. Doesn’t mean everytime I turn on Baseball Tonight, I have to hear how “inferior” the NL is and how they don’t stand a chance and how the AL “feasts on poor NL pitching”. It’s annoying and unnecessary to have it brought up every chance they get. I don’t follow basketball too much, but I know the talking heads on the major networks all said that the East is terrible and the West is amazing. Well, look who dominated the Finals! Get something new to talk about other than NL.

Player Who Has Best Lived Up to the Hype: Tim Lincecum

I didn’t think Lincecum would be this good. His numbers are staggering, especially when you realize he’s on the Giants. Those 11 wins all of a sudden look unbelievable.

Player Who Came Out of Seemingly Nowhere: Too Many to Name

This year has been the year of the Break-out. Nate McLouth, Ryan Ludwick, Edinson Volquez, Justin Duchscherer, Dioner Navarro, and George Sherrill were All-Stars and I’m still wondering who some of them are. I’m very excited to see what happens in the second half of the year to these players!

RFB Awards for Minor League Excellence

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Minor League Baseball

Minor League Baseball

It might be obscured by the mid-summer festivities of their Major League brethren, but minor leaguers are coming off an all-star break of their own. A sizable collection of Brewers prospects were elected to partake in the all-star events in their respective class – including a trio of Sounds tonight – but here at Right Field Bleachers, we believe more farmhands deserve credit for a great first half (plus) of play. As voted by a panel of four, here are the winners.

The envelope please…

The Ben Hendrickson Award for Effectiveness in Starting Pitching: David Welch (Huntsville) – Welch is 8-1 with a modest ERA. He also tossed a seven-inning no hitter earlier this season.
Runner-Up: Jeremy Jeffress (Brevard County).

The Kolb Award for Closing: Luis Pena (Nashville) – Jared says “Pena started slow but has come on strong and could very well be called up to Milwaukee this season.”
Runner-Up: Juan Sandoval (Huntsville) and Corey Frerichs (West Virginia).

Scottie Po Award for Base Stealing: Darren Ford (Brevard County) – Bryan says “It has to be (Ford). 45 SBs in 88 games? C’mon.”
Runner-Up: Alcides Escobar (Huntsville).

The Cirillo Citation for Excellence with a Bat: Mat Gamel (Huntsville) – As summed up by Jared, “How can you argue with a .375 average, .433 OBP, 15 HR, 81 RBI, 77 runs, 39 walks? What a ridiculous season.”
Runner-Up: Michael Brantley (Huntsville).

Jesse Levis Medal of Backstop Projectability: Angel Salome (Huntsville) – Jared asks “Could it finally be time to get excited about a legitimate Milwaukee catching prospect?” Such offensive potency in such a small (5′7”) package.
Runner-Up: Jonathan Lucroy (Brevard County).

The Edgar “Ned” Yost IV Award for Best Relative of a Current or Former MLB player : Michael Brantley (Huntsville) – The talented Double-A outfielder is likely to have a longer and more storied MLB career than his father Mickey… let’s just hope it’s in Milwaukee.
Runner-Up: Tony Gwynn Jr. (Nashville).

“Crumbs in the Moustache” Best Prospect Brought to Brewers Farm System by Way of Trade: Chris Cody (Brevard County) – Initially seeming to be and low-level offering for the disgruntled Jose Capellan, Cody has exceeded expectations on the mound while Capellan has sucked out loud. Once again, Doug Melvin looks like a genius.
Runner-Up: Josh Butler (Brevard County), who was acquired for Gabe Gross earlier this season.

The Brad Nelson Award for Continual Excellence by a Blocked Prospect: Brad Nelson (Nasvhille) – Bryan says “It might be lame, but he’s having an excellent season (and) hitting over .300! A reason for his rise this year could be plate discipline. Last year he had 31 walks, this year he already has 59!”

Ryan Reynolds Mancrush Award for Brewers Minor Leaguer We’d be Most Attracted to if we Were Ladies: Vinny Rottino (Nashville) – Jared explains our choice. saying “He’s a hard-working Wisconsin boy. I think Tyler has dibs though.” (Pshhh… what, uh, what is he talking about? I don’t have dibs. That’d… that’d be like… creepy, right?).
Runner-Up: Michael Brantley (Huntsville) and Huntsville Manager Don Money.

Prospect That Will Most Benefit Milwaukee After September 1st: Luis Pena (Nashville) – Jared says “The bullpen could use some help and Pena may just be what the Brewers need.”
Runner-Up: Alcides Escobar (Huntsville) – who Bryan thinks “could give the Brewers the leadoff hitter they so desperately need this year.”

Prospect That Will Most Benefit Milwaukee in 2009: Mat Gamel (Huntsville) – With no clear solution at third base next season, why not call up a bananas hitter to provide a solid everyday corner infield option?
Runner-Up: Alcides Escobar (Huntsville) – Jared sums it up nicely “I think Escobar will start the season with Milwaukee next year one way or another and he has a lot of exciting tools.”

So those are our picks. What do you think? Comment with your variations of these inaugural (and invisible) awards below.

Bryan’s 1st Half Awards!

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Yes it’s over halfway through the season and most sports networks are giving awards away for the first half. It’s no different here, as I present my 1st Half Awards:

The Good Awards:

Half Season MVP: Francisco Cordero/Prince Fielder

I’ve been going back and forth on both of these guys and I make the same argument for both: If it wasn’t for Cordero being lights out for most of the season, we might have lost many more close games. If it wasn’t for Prince’s bat, we wouldn’t be in those games. I think so far you can’t have one without the other. Runner Up: J.J. Hardy

Rookie of the First Half: Ryan Braun

How good has this kid been? I was a little leery bringing him up already, but man, he was ready and delivered. There have been some gaffes, especially in the field, but you have to expect that from a rook. Runner Up: Yovanni Gallardo

Cy Higuera Award:

Best Brewer Starting Pitcher of the first half goes to Ben Sheets. It has to. He has the most wins, an E.R.A. of 3.4, and the most strikeouts on the team. He is the Brewer’s ace, hands down. Runner Up: Dave Bush

The “WOW” Moment of the First Half:

This moment is the one that sticks out in your head as just a great moment of the first half. I have to give it to Prince Fielder’s inside-the-park home run. He chugged himself into the hearts of many and gave us bleacher-creatures a perfect comeback to any Cub fan who says Prince is too slow. Runner Up: 5-4 Win Over the Cubs in 11 innings, 24-10

The “Blue Collar” Award:

This award goes to a player that doesn’t get much credit for what he does, but deserves it. Corey Hart began the year hurt and led a lot of people to give up on him. However, when he started getting everyday playing time, he took complete advantage and has put together two amazing hitting streaks. So pop one open for our “Blue Collar” award recipient. Runner Up: Ben Sheets

The “Benchie”:

This award goes to the player who has done the most coming off the bench. The Benchie goes to Kevin Mench. He was part of the platoon, but lost even his every other day starting gig when Geoff Jenkins started to hit. He still has done well, hitting about .270 with 24 RBI’s and only 15 K’s in 176 AB’s. I’m still not the biggest “Shrek” fan, but I feel better when he comes up to the plate than when Gabe Gross does. Runner Up: Tony Gwynn

The “2003 Scott Podsednik” Award:

This award is for a guy who comes out and dazzles beyond expectations. The award goes to Carlos Villanueva. This kid has been spectacular and has been the one consistent bullpen arm outside of Cordero. I think that’s the only reason he’s still in the bullpen, plus he’s a starter that can stop the bleeding and possibly keep the game within grasp. Runner up: J.J. Hardy

The Not So Good Awards:

The “2004 Scott Podsednik Award”

This award goes to one who was good the year before, but disappoints the next. That one has to go to Tony Graffanino. He hit .280 with the brewers last year and was a great fill in for the injured Rickie Weeks. This year, he’s been humping the Mendoza Line never being able to really shake it. Runner Up: Bill Hall

The “Oh S**t” Moment of the First Half:

This award goes to the moment when we all put our heads down in dismay and said various forms of the word “crap”. I think this goes to Justin Verlander’s No Hitter. It was the rock bottom of the first half, but soon after came a lovely resurgence. Runners Up: Losing the Nationals Series, Losing the Rangers Series, Losing the Cubs Series

The “Mulligan” Award:

Elmer Dessens for Brady Clark. I call mulligan on that one. I said it was a good trade, that he’d be like Rick Helling, an aging bullpen arm that can really eat up innings without blowing the game wide open, but he’s not. He’s been hurt and I haven’t even missed him. Runner Up: Jose Capellan for some perennial minor leaguer.

The “Richie Sexson” Award:

Richie Sexson was well known for blowing it in the clutch and delivering hits and home runs when it mattered least. He also would half ass it and usually never even tried to tag a runner on a pick off play. The winner of this award is Johnny Estrada. His average is very good, but I can’t remember a time when he delivered a truly crucial hit. I think he did once…but I’m not sure, which is exactly what I would say about Sexson. Runner Up: If Sexson was a pitcher, he might have been like Vargas…gets the important stats (Wins), but doesn’t work as hard as the rest (IP)

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